When Denilson first arrived he was compared favourably to Fabregas. He’s now compared unfavourably to Diaby. He hasn’t even stood still in his development, he’s gone backwards; something he fails to do when tracking opponents.
Wait a minute… DID YOU SEE THAT? ABSOLUTELY MAGISTERIAL MONARCH BUTTERFLY! It’s flapped its wings like Icarus trying to reach THE SUN and done a landing Apollo 13 can be proud of! His MEDUSA TONGUE has shot out LIKE COLOSSUS’ FIST and hammered the stamen! Fantasy stuff! You cannae buy that kind of skill, he’s popped up like a mythological bull with a SHARK’S HEAD and bit the flower head right off! Aaaaaaaaaaargh! It’s Wordsworth through the tulips here, man. He’s literally got ten thousand AVATAR EYES and they’re all WINKING IN THE SUNLIGHT! Watch OUT! He’s drinking nectar like it’s a four minute mile! And look at that! MAGIC! You think you have him cornered, but no, he lives on a DIFFERENT PLANE OF EXISTENCE. A HURRICANE flap of his wings and he’s gone past three, leaving them for dead. You canny catch him! He’s an electric eel wrapped up in a MICHELANGELO!
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Does anyone REALLY wonder why we have an obesity problem?
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oh. my. god. WANT.
gotham gal made these on sunday. they are long gone now. but they were amazing
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Javier Mascherano…must have learned all these cheating tricks at Barcelona
snow is wonderful (until the city gets nasty and slushy the next day)
first college snowball fight: legendary.
and for the hundreth time I find myself I find myself wishing I could bottle up sunlight.
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